Currupt a wish (let's play a game)

Granterd but then the one's you love dont trust you 😜

I wish i could get someone to redecorate all my house for nothing 😉

Granted but it looks crap and you hate it. 😜

I wish i could have my own chef 😉

granted but you get food poisoning 😜

i wish i could go on holiday

Granted but you lose your flght tickets and passport 😜

I wish i never had a head ache

granted but then u get hit on the head by a brick

i wish i was sexy

Granted but you turn in to a sexy man 😜

I wish i could get my back garden paved

granted but then you fall on it and hurt your knee

i wish i had a bottle of coke

Granted but it has gone flat!

I wish I had a gardener.

granted but you fall in love with him and have an affair

i wish i knew better

granted but it doesn't last for long....tut tut Kimbe....

i wish i had a pet tiger

Granted but he eats you

I wish I could go for a crazy night out on the town tonight with my mates

Granterd but you get so drunk and fall over and brake your leg 😜

I wish my dinner was done im hungry now 😉

granted but your dog gets there first (no tea for you)

i wish i was a butterfly

Granterd but some nasty kid pulls of your wings 😜

i wish i never had back ache 🙁

granted but now youhave tooth ache

i wish i could relaise that sometimes i gget things wrong

granted but you start getting more things wrong

i wish Kris would ring me

granted but then he rings u day and night every hr of the day for 28 days!

i wish i could stop drinking

Granted but then you comfort eat and put on a stone

I wish I could float on a cloud to see what it feels like

Hayley said:
granted but then he rings u day and night every hr of the day for 28 days!

why thats ok ish 🙂

Granted but then you fall off and land in a pond...

i wish i'd start ovulating again :'( 😢