Currupt a wish (let's play a game)

GRANTED BUT A BIRD COMES AND STEALS IT OUT UR PURSE

I WISH I HAD NICE TEETH

granted but you have big buck teeth

i wish my kids were statues at times

granted but you have to dust them all the time

i wish i could have a day in bed

granted.....but i will pinch your duvet!

I wish I could drive!

granted but u aint got a car lol

and your wish is?

Granted but then it gets pinched 😲

I wish I could go on holiday abroad to a tropical island

Granted..... but then you have to stay there forever without any food!

I wish i had a big bar of chocolate now!

Granterd but the kids eat while your talking on the phone 😜

i wish i could move to a nice big house with a lovely garden

Granted but the neighbours from hell move in next door 😠

I wish I could have someone else do my ironing for free!

Granted but the lady buns all your clothers with the iron

I wish we had some nice sunny weather

granted but then your garden turns brown cuz it needed water

I wish I was at the beach right now

Granted, but the tide's in and there's no-where to sit.

I wish I had a giant chocolate cake

Granted but then you found out you were allergic to choccy 😲

I wish that I could eat all I want and not get fat

granterd but you end up so thin you are so unhappy

I wish i could be a famous singer

Granted but the papers always write loads of lies about you

I wish I can win the lottery

Graterd but you lose your ticket and you cant find it 😜

I wish i had magic powers 🙂

Granted but MI5 hunt you down and to experiments on you

I wish I could go out on the town on Saturday

granted but you are a naughty devil

i wish itwas bed time

granted but then the kids wake up spoiling your sleep

I wish I had a good looking rich man