Currupt a wish (let's play a game)

granted but he turns out to be really boring and stuck up his own bum

i want a nice big car

Granterd but some joyriders nic it and set it a blaze 😜

I wish i never had a head ache 🙁

granted but now you have to get up and get on with your day

i wish eastenders was not so boring 🤢

granted but now everyone dies and thats the end of eastenders.

i wish i had a girl 😀

granted but shes a little madam

i wish i had a donut

granted but when you took the first bite all the jelly fill squished out on the floor

I wish I had a pool in the yard to dive into right now

granted but its too cold an you catch a cold

i wish i had a new fone

Granted - But then you end up on a downer because you always wanted lots of money.

My wish - Wish I could meet Ronan Keating and spend some time with him.

granted but he turned out to be rude n arrogant

i wish i never had to work n still had money

granted but you get bored, lazy and fat

I wish i had curtain in my house! lol

granted but then your plants die of lack of light

i wish i could see my friend today

granted, but she some really bad news

i wish my daughter would bloody sit still and eat her dinner!

granted but now its sooo boring

i wish my daughter has blonde hair

granted but then it all falls out

i wish i could have a big lay in tomorrow.

granted but you sleep to long and cant sleep that night!

I wish i wasnt going to be lonely tonight!

granted but then you end up with hundreds of people at your house while you're trying to sleep

I wish I could get more sleep at night

granted but you sleep to long and wake with a headache 🤢

i wish i ad smaller boobs

Granted, but they are now so small you want implants

I wish I could go on a date with my WWE hero John Cena 😏

Granted but he turns out to be rude and anoying 😜 and you cant wait to get home

I wish i could afford a tummy tuck 😊

Yeah but then it would all go terribly wrong.

I wish I was able to trust completely