Currupt a wish (let's play a game)

Granted but then you look like an orange with old wrinkled skin

I wish I could take my Sky tv away with me for the weekend (evenings with terrestrial 🤪 )

granted but then u lose ur viewing card and cant use it

i wish my son would stop being a monster and be nice

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granted but now he just sits still and does nothing

i wish i dint have mozzie bites

granted but you have flea bites instead

i wish Kris would switch his phone on 🙁

but you say something you regret

i wish i dint have heartburn

granted but then your beautiful baby girl has no hair until she's 4 😲 (I bet she'll have lotsa hair!)

I wish that I didn't have to go brush my dog's hair...

😀 Granted but then he gets matted and you have to shave him bald 😲

I wish I dident have all the house work to do and could go sit in the Sun 😎

granted but then it pours!

i wish i wasnt tired

Granted your wide awake but you cant shut your eyes

I wish I was on holiday

Granted your wide awake but you cant shut your eyes

I wish I was on holiday

granted but the wether is crap and you wish you were home

i wish people did not take me the wrong way

Granterd but it don't last for long

i wish my hair was longer

granted but then u would lose ya hair brush and have to have it cut when it got matted

i wish my kids would dissapear for 5 minutes

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granted but they play tricks on you

i wish i could meet rafael nadal

dont no who he is but granted but u meet him in 50 years time

i wish my lodger would turn off his annoying thumping music

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granted but then he sarts doing house work and makes more noise than his music

rafael will be 71 then , he's a spanish tennis player

i wish my holiday would come and get over and done with

granted but you have a really good time and dont want to come home

i wish i dint have this water infetion

granted but your sick constantly

i wish i wasn't bored

granted but i send u my kids and u wish u was bored again lol

i wish i could eat something really nice

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granted but then your sick

i wish i was not so hot