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For Gods sake, pick that up

before somebody stands on it and

Thinks it can be barbecued, and

eats it then we'll never be

able to make babies. But I

don't care, I like raw sausage

but this one's a bit salty!

Get me some mustard quick sharpish!

A drink would be nice too!

Suddenly, a very plump looking vicar

asked them 'one lump or two?'

i rather eat a lumpy...

Pile of poo then eat that

big salty sausage, so please don't

Put that thing any wear near

me or I'll stick a trumpet

up your pee hole she said

with evil glint in her eyes 😀

The man was so shocked he ...

got hold of her legs and