Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Very good! 😀

Hehe 😀

😀 Good!!!

Funny.

This by far is one of the funniest jokes I have heard in a while. And a clean one of that! I will have to use this one later on today!

That is great. I would love to see the reaction on everyone in the room's faces if something like this were to actually happen. It would also be probably the best story about having kids that once the original fights are over and done with you could share with everyone and have a good laugh over, hopefully that is.

Ha...I have heard this one before. My uncle loves telling this joke at the most inappropriate times.

hahahaha. this made me laugh, literally. 😀 😀

hahahahahaha..epic..tbh, I've heard this joke a thousand times but it still manages to crack me up every single time.

Ha ha very funny!

Hehehehe

haha! great!