brian connely

a couple of weeks ago we had a post of alternate nursery rhymes and dannielle could remember a rhyme that was used on the brian connely show in his slot called septic peg and couldnt remember it well i have been on the think and i have finally after killing my brain lol figured it out so i thought i would share with every one so we could all have a laugh lol

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
2 thousand volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon

ha ha ha there go dannielle hope i was of some use even if it was ages ago
i am like british rail i get there eventually lol
hope u all had a chuckle too
xxxx

😀 its so annoying when you know you know something but you just can't remember it isn't it? 😀

😀 I like it, such a sense of humour I have 😀

I've pm'd you back.

Danielle x

Old mother hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over,
Up popped Rover,
And gave her a bone of his own.

This was featured on a Richard Digance live show, sorry if it's a bit risque...

lol rich i have heard that one but its mega funny too lol
xxxx

Hey,

This is the most annoying poem i've ever heard of..

Ganesh

bunnigirl said:
a couple of weeks ago we had a post of alternate nursery rhymes and dannielle could remember a rhyme that was used on the brian connely show in his slot called septic peg and couldnt remember it well i have been on the think and i have finally after killing my brain lol figured it out so i thought i would share with every one so we could all have a laugh lol

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
2 thousand volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon

ha ha ha there go dannielle hope i was of some use even if it was ages ago
i am like british rail i get there eventually lol
hope u all had a chuckle too
xxxx

Hi

Actually you are slightly better than British Rail because you did get there in the end. Where is BR now???? LOL!

Liked all the jokes BTW.

And a jokes the not easily offended among us.

Don't say I didn't warn you!!

What do you call two lepers in a jacuzzi?

Porridge


I thought about posting another but decided that it pushed the boundaries a little far on what may be considered reasonable. So I thought I'd start an attack on blonde's. And I am allowed since I am one myself.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?".
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"