Birth Order of Children - bit of fun

If you've not seen this before, it did make me laugh 😀

Your clothes
1st baby : You begin to wear maternity clothes as soon as the pregnancy is confirmed
2nd baby : You wear your regular clothes as long as possible
3rd baby : Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes

Preparing for Birth
1st baby : You practice your breathing religiously
2nd baby : You don't bother because you remember that breathing didn't do a thing
3rd baby : You ask for an epidural in your eighth month

Worries
1st baby : At the first sign of distress - a whimper or frown - you pick up the baby
2nd baby : You pick up the baby when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn
3rd baby : You teach your 3 year old how to rewind the mechanical swing

Pacifier
1st baby : If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can sterilise it
2nd baby : When the pacifier falls on the floor, you splash water on it from the nearest source
3rd baby : You wipe it on your shirt and pop it back in

Nappies
1st baby : You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not
2nd baby : You change their nappy every 2 to 3 hours if needed
3rd baby : You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees

Going Out
1st baby : The first time you leave the baby with the sitter, you call home 10 times
2nd baby : Just before you walk out the door you remember to leave a number where you can be reached
3rd baby : You leave instructions for the sitter only to call if they see blood

At Home
1st baby : You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby
2nd baby : You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't cuddling/squeezing/poking the baby
3rd baby : You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children

Swallowing Coins
1st child : When first child swallows a coin you rush them to hospital and demand x-rays
2nd child : When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass
3rd child : When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from their allowance

Handed out at my NCT class. Hope it gave you a smile 😀

I especially agree with the 'clothes' and 'worries' bit, so true 😀

i like it lol i hadnt heard it before

That's sooooo funny!! I only have the one but I have a few friends with multiple children and I've seen this progression (or regression?? lol) a few times!

thats so good and true well most not sure about the baby sitting or the coin

omg thats sooooooooooo funny and soooo true. im always hiding from my kids hehehehe 😉

😀 (im guilty of still wearing my maternity clothes lol)

lol, that's great! Xx

H haaaaa i love it!