my mum wrote this for Tom when he was born thought id share
He’s bottle fed and rides a buggy
And he goes by the name if Tom
And he knows how to screw his face and yell
And terrorize his mum.
It horrifies his great Nan its not how things were done
In her day it was different
There were rules that now have gone
She had a pram with great big wheels
And springs nearly two feet high and
Her babies were all breast fed
And never seemed to cry.
Every four hours was the golden rule
Then down to have asleep
Not on demand (are you listening Tom ?)
Nor bouncing on his feet
As he travels in his buggy
Getting chucked up in the air
Every time it hits the kerb stone
Thomas doesn’t seem to care
He’d get pram sick in that great big pram
That rolled along the street
He’d rather for a car
Ride because it sends him off to sleep
He a nineteen nineties baby
Disposable nappies make him neat
He’s got a frilly cradle
But prefers his rocking seat
He’s bottle fed and in a buggy
Guzzling formula by the ounce
He doesn’t need a big pram
He’s Tom with the built in bounce.
aww i like that its a nice thing to have put away for his memory box or something
yeah its great we have it put away in a safe place
Thats great hun, something very unique 🙂
aww thats greats. well done to u mum!
That was really great!! 😍 Kudos to your Mum!!
Arn't mums just the best thats lovely 🙂
xxx
what a lovely thing to write 😀
That is so unique i love it!!! 😀
aw thanks, she wrote one for my wedding when i get time ill post that one too, my dad had all her peoms published in a book for her as a gift there are only 4 copies in existance!
1 for her, 1 my aunts got, my sister has 1 and the bookbinder has a copie
Lucy said:That's so cool!! 😀 Those books will be a precious memory handed down through many generations I have a feeling 😍
aw thanks, she wrote one for my wedding when i get time ill post that one too, my dad had all her peoms published in a book for her as a gift there are only 4 copies in existance!
1 for her, 1 my aunts got, my sister has 1 and the bookbinder has a copie