more accents for tammy

i havent been able to translate very well as its quite hard to translate so i done it as best as i can but this is a sterotypical somerset or as we say zummerzet accent/words for tammy

whirr be gwain to? tiz getting dimpsey, zo cummin yer an wet thees whistle. yer which o they jars is owern? thicky ones yourn inner? dang i if there aint a gurt big wapse innun.

where are you going to? its getting dark (half light or dusk), you coming here and wet your whistle. here which one of those jars is our one? that ones yours isnt it?well i damned if there aint a great big wasp isnt it.

sorry it mite make no sense in proper english ( thats another zummerzet thing adding the word proper in front of other word that aint ment to have proper in front of it)

a few other words we use

grockle - tourist
grockle shell - caravan
bog house - toilet
ammered - drunk
cubby hole - small cupboard
darter - daughter
gurt big dollop - large lump
tooked - taken

hope u like.. alot though youll only hear deep in the country and hear watered down versions of the words further you go into the towns.