Time for some Jokes

A Man is dining in a fancy restaruant and there is this gorgeous blond sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down 😍 but lacks the nerve to talk to her, suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man, he reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
Oh my i am so sorry the woman says as she pops her eye back in place, let me buy you dinner to make it up to you she says, they enjoy a wonderfull dinner together and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks they talk they laugh she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. He comes back to her house and in the morning they had a lovely breakfast. The guy says you know you are the perfect woman are you like this to all the men you meet, no she replies. Wait for it. its comeing. the suspense is killing you.

She says you just happened to catch my eys. 😉

Sorry about spelling:

Plumber gets caught on Builders from Hell sh...ging house owners dog on CCTV. Woman sues him but judge dismisses case because he was Corgi registered.

Every Woman should have 4 Pets.... A mink in her closet a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in hr bed and a jackass who pays for everything!!!!!

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thanks all