any takers??

Here on offer today, 2 lovely specimins.

Children, aged 2 and 4

Capable of complete and total anihalation of everything and anything, all in the space of time it takes for you to blink.

Unconfirmed but suspected posession by the devil or similar entity

Apparant lack of concern or respect for their belongings, home or mother

Shouting, screaming, tantrums and general akwardness all come as standard.

Also included at no extra charge occasional fussy eating, weeing in inappropriate places, inexblicapble disabling of electrical devices and grinding playdough into carpets and other fabric surfaces.

ffs 😢

bad day?

bad day, bad week, bad month! lol

Aww hun, I'll swap, my bf and Cait for your two lol, Caits going through terrible twos, well all years are terrible so dunno why its just terrible twos lol. I'm sure your 2 yr old and Cait would get on, or they might build a lil army and annoye us lol

haha sounds about right! the two's turning against us en masse!!!! lol

😲 you make them sound so sweet and lovable 😜 I'll take em... lemme just get settled in our new place first 😉

Hehe Tammy your nuts!Lol but if you want you can take Cait too 😎 lol

yeah...can we just ship the lot of them over to her in one go? Bet that would save us some money? lol

Hehe yea 😀

haha lmao at that hipmomma! you do make me laugh you always turn the horrible situations into something to laugh at! 😀

have never worked out how to get playdo out of the carpet, I have some fantastic luminus pink blobs on my dining room carpet!

My dad came round to see us earlier and he couldn't stop laughing at my two - Charlotte was feeding George a yoghurt - which she helped herself to - and it was all over her, all over George and all over the settee! 😲

Hope they went to sleep ok anyway hun xx

Kids are brill aint they lol x x x