The rules of a toddler!

If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be removed.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If mummy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If mummy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a tap, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is mummy, it must be hugged.

hehehehe theyre great.and soooooo true

Hehe very true and funny

😀 so so true 😀

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My fave one is the 'if it's pointy' one hehehehehehehe

LOL they are all so true 😀

Lol to 'if it doesn't open it must be screamed at'

So true hehe!

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😀 lol how true to all of the above!

hilarious but so so true!!!

i forgot what it was like having an 18mth around. all of a sudden they go from being plonked in one place and staying there amusing themselves with a toy to being ingenious mountain goats who can master precarious shelves, they are into anything and everything and become so independant throwing a strop if you should try and tie their shoe laces and they take an interest in the housework ie undoing all of the good work lol

LOL!!! yep!

If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back

PMSL, like that one.

Te he. Scary thing is Millie is only 11 months and is already doing most of these things. I dread to think what she will be like at 18 months 😲