Joke
I read a great joke today which I'd like to share, maybe it will help with the blues. Warning: This joke may be a little offensive to some readers, so if you're easily offended please DO NOT READ any further.
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An American soldier gets on a train in France. He tries to find a seat and sees a French lady sitting with her cute dog beside her.
The soldier goes to the lady and asks "May I please sit beside you?"
The woman replies "no, my dog is sitting beside me, you Americans are so rude."
The soldier walks through the rest of the trains and can't find any other seat. So, he goes back to the French lady with the dog and says "I'm sorry, there aren't any other seats on the train. Can you please put your dog on the ground or on your lap so that I can sit down. I'm very tired."
The ladys says "I told you, you can't sit beside me. The seat is for my dog."
The soldier grabs her dog and throws the dog out the window.
The lady says "Someone help. Won't someone defend my honor?"
A British man sitting nearby says "Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
I apologise in advance if anyone thinks I'm being a killjoy but I don't think this is the right forum for this joke. There must be a more appropriate forum for it - Entertainment or General discussion for example. BTW the joke itself didn't offend but I didn't find it funny.
(Can I add this was originally posted in The Escape)
**Moved to a more relevant section**