Women are like...
Had to give us chaps something to smirk at too, enjoyed the men are like post and laughed..can you do the same I wonder 🙂
Women are like....the stock market, They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
Women are like....computers, They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
Women are like....cling film, Useful but clingy.
Women are like....horses, Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
Women are like....parking meters, If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Women are like....fax machines, Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
Women are like....political campaign contributors,
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
Women are like....refrigerators, They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
Women are like....blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Women are like....country western songs, They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot
Please don't take this as in a personal way, its meant as light hearted and by no means am I sexist.
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lmao the man one is better
Not taken personally at all. I've been waiting for the rebuttal.. I knew it would make me LMAO and I am!! 😀
PMSL!!!!!!!!!! theyre great lolol. i love this one lololol
Women are like....refrigerators, They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
LOL, I knew you guys would have a comeback!!!!
Very funny and not at all taken personally 😀
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😀 lol 😀
Put a smile on my face (and I need it today)
thats pretty funny hon. would love to see one about men too he he. it certainly made me giggle 😀