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Getting old is hell!

posted 1 decade 5 years ago
It's Hell Getting Old
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this a first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

the old man replied, 'Yep none of us could get the jar open.

posted 1 decade 5 years ago
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hehe i like that, i havent heard it before

posted 1 decade 5 years ago
ha ha ive seen that one before

posted 1 decade 5 years ago
Very funny.... but.... Blink why would an 85 year old man be requested to provide a sperm sample LOL... Good one though!! Very happy

posted 1 decade 5 years ago
lol we liked that one , Very happy

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