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Nipples!!!

AlexAlex Moderator
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
Why do we have them?

How can I take them off?


Why are they there???

What do I do with them???

Do you have these mummy???


Just some of the 500 questions Joseph has just asked me about nipples Rolling Eyes

WHY do they ask such questions???


HelenybooHelenyboo
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
i think you should enlighten us with the answers! LOL

why do they itch when pregnant?
why are they so sore?
why why why?? come on alex! LOL

mrsbonjovimrsbonjovi
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
i have an even embarrasing one.....

AlexAlex Moderator
posted 1 decade 4 months ago

Helenyboo said:


why do they itch when pregnant?
why are they so sore?
why why why?? come on alex! LOL


HORMONES Razz

hapydazyhapydazy Moderator
posted 1 decade 4 months ago

mrsbonjovi said:
i have an even embarrasing one.....


well spill it girl!! Very Happy bet it will be funny!

and Alex, that's hilarious, I haven't gotten asked a real embarrasing question by Aaralyn yet.. not one that stands out anyway... but she comes up with some funny stuff lemme tell ya!

mrsbonjovimrsbonjovi
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
ok here goes.. men, cover your ears or should i say eyes..
"mum, why is your bum now hairy?" (bum as in front) how do you explain to a 5 year old the concept of shaving/immacing and when your 32 weeks preg, you can no longer see down there to do it haha..

also, in public... "mum i love you, even though your bum is hairy"

can anyone beat the shame....

Kelly_CaitKelly_Cait
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
Awww bless!!

mrsbonjovimrsbonjovi
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
hahah not in the middle of the shops though[/quote]

glennyglenny
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
LMAO - my aunt took her daughter swimming once and when they were getting changed she asked VERY loudly "Mummy, why does your flower have feathers on it" hahaha Very Happy

AlexAlex Moderator
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
Arent children great Rolling Eyes

candgsmumcandgsmum
posted 1 decade 4 months ago

mrsbonjovi said:
ok here goes.. men, cover your ears or should i say eyes..
"mum, why is your bum now hairy?" (bum as in front) how do you explain to a 5 year old the concept of shaving/immacing and when your 32 weeks preg, you can no longer see down there to do it haha..

also, in public... "mum i love you, even though your bum is hairy"

can anyone beat the shame....


PMSL!!!

HelenybooHelenyboo
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
an absolute LOL!!

hapydazyhapydazy Moderator
posted 1 decade 4 months ago

candgsmum said:

mrsbonjovi said:
ok here goes.. men, cover your ears or should i say eyes..
"mum, why is your bum now hairy?" (bum as in front) how do you explain to a 5 year old the concept of shaving/immacing and when your 32 weeks preg, you can no longer see down there to do it haha..

also, in public... "mum i love you, even though your bum is hairy"

can anyone beat the shame....


PMSL!!!


ME TOO!!

Some of you may remember me posting about Aaralyn standing in line at the bank with me when she was about 2ish and there was a dark skinned black man in front of us and she said (loudly!) Mommy, look at the big monkey! Scared I thought I was gonna sheet myself right there...mind you, her father is Cape Verdian and African American so it's not like she hadn't seen dark skinned people before (and her nursery teacher at that time was also dark skinned african american)... that was sooooo emarrasing Embarassed

mrsbonjovimrsbonjovi
posted 1 decade 4 months ago
oh god well heres another one.... i was at the shops getting the lottery last week with katie and in walks a small lady (under 4ft) and katie just starred and i mean starred, then in a rather loud voice "mum, look at that lady, shes smaller than me and she cant see the til man" (til man = person at counter)


you know when you just want the ground to swallow you up

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