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hipmommahipmomma
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Here on offer today, 2 lovely specimins.

Children, aged 2 and 4

Capable of complete and total anihalation of everything and anything, all in the space of time it takes for you to blink.

Unconfirmed but suspected posession by the devil or similar entity

Apparant lack of concern or respect for their belongings, home or mother

Shouting, screaming, tantrums and general akwardness all come as standard.

Also included at no extra charge occasional fussy eating, weeing in inappropriate places, inexblicapble disabling of electrical devices and grinding playdough into carpets and other fabric surfaces.

































ffs Crying


dizzycatdizzycat
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
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bad day?

hipmommahipmomma
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
bad day, bad week, bad month! LOL

Kelly_CaitKelly_Cait
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Aww hun, I'll swap, my BF and Cait for your two LOL, Caits going through terrible twos, well all years are terrible so dunno why its just terrible twos LOL. I'm sure your 2 yr old and Cait would get on, or they might build a lil army and annoye us LOL

hipmommahipmomma
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
haha sounds about right! the two's turning against us en masse!!!! LOL

hapydazyhapydazy Moderator
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Scared you make them sound so sweet and lovable Razz I'll take em... lemme just get settled in our new place first Wink

Kelly_CaitKelly_Cait
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Hehe Tammy your nuts!LOL but if you want you can take Cait too Cool LOL

hipmommahipmomma
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
yeah...can we just ship the lot of them over to her in one go? Bet that would save us some money? LOL

Kelly_CaitKelly_Cait
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Hehe yea Thumbs Up

miarubymiaruby
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
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haha LMAO at that hipmomma! you do make me laugh you always turn the horrible situations into something to laugh at! Clapping

candgsmumcandgsmum
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
have never worked out how to get playdo out of the carpet, I have some fantastic luminus pink blobs on my dining room carpet!

My dad came round to see us earlier and he couldn't stop laughing at my two - Charlotte was feeding George a yoghurt - which she helped herself to - and it was all over her, all over George and all over the settee! Scared

Hope they went to sleep ok anyway hun xx

chezchez
posted 1 decade 2 months ago
Kids are brill aint they LOL x x x

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