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a joke for you

staceybstaceyb
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
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got sent to me via email

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to
the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she
thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Helps with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited


BedheadBedhead
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
Te he, that made me laugh Very happy

miarubymiaruby
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
- My blog
hehe I like that, very funny! but suppose it could also be very true hehe! Very happy

AlexAlex Moderator
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
lol thats great Very happy put a smile on my face today

candgsmumcandgsmum
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
PMSL

Sadly so true!

HannyHanny
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
- My blog
haha.........

hapydazyhapydazy
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!

LokiLoki
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
Fortunately, or unfortunately for me, my wife stopped on the first floor and got me. Very happy

carlacarla
posted 1 decade 3 years ago
LOL very funny

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