When he got in the cubicle & sat down he noticed 3 buttons on the wall "WW", "WA" & "ATR". He was curious so pressed WW - he got some warm water. So he pressed WA - and he got warm air. so he then pressed ATR. the next thing he was lying in his hospital bed, with the nurse next to him. He asked what had happened. She replied " you pressed the automtic tampon removal button, your di*k is under the bed.
