I'm tired, upset, mad gah
I hate my life, I hate this one friend of mine who totally adds me to facebook then ignores me. I am tired of her games and the way she plays. If you want to be friends then great if not freak off.I am tired of my hubby who canot even put his dirty clothes in the laundry I have to do it. I am so sick of doing everything for him and get nothing back in return...gah.
*Scratches head & blinks*
Ever have those moments where you sat down somewhere in your home and pretended you were somewhere else? Hello! That was yesterday afternoon at around 3:15. Can you guess why? Why sure! That was when all of my kids arrived home from school!Quote of the day
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
BIL Keane
Joke of the day
Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.
Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.
Doctor: To make your will?
Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.
Todays wanderings
Well today was productive, we moved recently and I got a few more things hung up on the walls etc. I am playing Pogo right now , monopoly actually trying to get a badge. I am addicted. I got my nails done a few days ago and I am having to learn how to type all over again LOL. I enjoy this forum I found. Lots of nice people. I like helping others and seeing if their probs are close to mine. I must put Ali to bed at a later time tonight because she slept in this morning. Really nice! I drove into town earlier for groceries and stopped at my parents where I used to live. So glad I do not live there anymore.!!!! But we get along great now that I am moved out hahaha. Need to clean my car tomorrow but they are calling for more snow! Geeze...Quote of the Day -
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
Joke of the Day -
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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